mary kay. 21. chicago.
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schmoyoho:

In which a children’s choir, grown-up choir, orchestra, dancing paper-mache-head Shia LaBeoufs, and aerialists perform a song about Shia LaBeouf’s gruesome cannibalistic nature TO SHIA LABEOUF.

Thank goodness for the internet & thank goodness for Rob Cantor.

posted 9 hours ago

posted 9 hours ago

Got your girl in the cut and she choosey

posted 9 hours ago

funkd:

pugkin patch

funkd:

pugkin patch

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

posted 12 hours ago

posted 12 hours ago

pardonmewhileipanic:

me

all the fucking time

posted 14 hours ago

mermaidastrology:

The water signs, Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces, are the least rational signs of the zodiac. They think with their emotions instead of with logic, which can get them into sticky situations. 

posted 14 hours ago

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

posted 14 hours ago