christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
friends go for the ear area
best friends go for the bum area
friends blow each other kisses
best friends flip each other off
Benedict you little
Can’t get enough of this. The lady in the 3rd gif. The (probably fart) noise BC made while going in for the pinch there. JUST SEXCELLENT.
No, seriously, look at her on the left in the 3rd gif. Her face: “Where’s his hand going?” Ah, the best 9 seconds of The Desolation Of Smaug. Right there.
Italics piss me off
Che cazzo hai detto tu stronzetto?
I SAID ITALICS NOT ITALIAN