white people are the worst
lana del rey looks so good here
listening to the weeknd kind of makes me feel like a stripper whose rent is due soon, but doesn’t really care and just wants to get baked. i love it.
i’m drunkenly applying to jobs. whoops.
I don’t trust people who didn’t grow up with a pet
Let’s play “Is House Hunters racist”
I just want to be Felix and Sarah’s other foster sister. Is that so much to ask?
i am a simple girl, with simple needs. and having sex with dave franco is one of them. is that so much to ask?
I’m trying not to eat carbs at all this week. It’s been less than 24 hours and I’m ready to rip everyone’s head off.
someone called me a “beautiful creature” on my schools confessions page. is this what being famous feels like?
all i want for christmas is to make it to my next thousand.
the only liquids i drank this weekend were beer and the tears of my enemies. but mostly beer.